Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Prayer of Shezbez

Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My future happiness on it depends
Style and taste I have, but money don't last
So Lord while you're at it please send me some cash

Lord won't you buy me some Louis Vouton
I've got a list of wants twenty miles long
There's no harm in asking, there's no harm at all
So how 'bout a free shopping spree at the mall

Lord won't you buy me a house in the hills
With swimming pool, tennis courts, and all of the frills
How 'bout some botox and bon bons and bling
And all of the happiness money can bring

Lord won't you give me a smack on the head
Hey while you're at it make sure it is said
You're not a big Santa, just up in the sky
Pray wisely dear children, My, my, my, oh my!

0 comments: